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Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
~famous sayings baseball god by Toby Harrah, 1983
Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.
~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by Mike Royko, 1981
Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball
~baseball quotes by Harry Caray
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
~famous quotes about Golf by Ken Harrelson
That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
~baseball sayings by Bill Veeck, 1976
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
~famous sayings baseball god by Jim Bouton
You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash.
~baseball quotes by Jim Murray
Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them how to say: God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth has upped Daddy's paycheck by fifteen to forty percent.
~famous quotes about Baseball by Waite Hoyt
I believe in the Church of Baseball. I tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.
~baseball sayings by Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988
Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
~famous sayings baseball god by Jim Murray, on Sandy Koufax
I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen.
~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by Bob Lemon, 1981
I became a good pitcher when I stopped trying to make them miss the ball and started trying to make them hit it.
~baseball quotes by Sandy Koufax
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry Mom, but nobody beats me
~famous quotes about Baseball by Leo Durocher
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement
~baseball sayings by Ed Vargo, major league baseball umpire
Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty!
~famous sayings baseball god by Lucy Larcom
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
~good sayings about Reality by Jules de Gaultier
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made, and forgot to put a soul into.
~baseball quotes by Henry Beecher, Life Thoughts, 1858
We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier.
~motivational quotes about Philosophy sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories
~baseball sayings by John Wilmot
We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.
~famous sayings baseball god by John F. Kennedy
Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
~good sayings about Thinking by François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1678
Go ahead and squander your chi. But I guarantee you heaven isn't in Miss March's pussy.... Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you're sitting on the couch and you get up and make a triple-decker sandwich. It's on the other side of that, when you don't make the sandwich. It's about sacrifice.... It's about giving up the things that basically keep you from feeling. That's what I believe, anyway. I'm always asking, What am I going to give up next? Because I want to feel.
~baseball quotes by Jim Carrey, from a Michael Fleming interview in the March 2004 issue of Playboy magazine
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
~motivational quotes about Marriage sayings by Kin Hubbard
I find my joy of living in the fierce and ruthless battles of life, and my pleasure comes from learning something.
~baseball sayings by Auguste Strindberg, Miss Julie, 1888
A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.
~famous sayings baseball god by A.A. Milne
A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.
~good sayings about Cats by Henry David Thoreau
It is not so much for its beauty that the forest makes a claim upon men's hearts, as for that subtle something, that quality of air that emanation from old trees, that so wonderfully changes and renews a weary spirit.
~baseball quotes by Robert Louis Stevenson
[W]hat mountains of dead ashes, wreck and burnt bones, does assiduous pedantry dig up from the past time and name it History.
~motivational quotes about History sayings by Thomas Carlyle
I don't believe in pessimism
~baseball sayings by Clint Eastwood
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter.
~famous sayings baseball god by G.C. Lichtenberg
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
~good sayings about Living by Ralph Waldo Emerson
I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.
~baseball quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
~motivational quotes about Wisdom sayings by Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
Most women are one man away from welfare.
~baseball sayings by Gloria Steinem
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