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Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit
~pregnancy leave sayings by Maureen Murphy
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.
~inspirational sayings about Science quotes by H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, Notebooks, 1956
We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.
~pregnancy quotes by John Sculley
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
~famous quotes about Pregnancy by Sam Levenson
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
~pregnancy sayings by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
~pregnancy leave sayings by Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983
If it isn't a baby, then you aren't pregnant, so what are you aborting?
~inspirational sayings about Abortion quotes by Author Unknown
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
~pregnancy quotes by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
~famous quotes about Pregnancy by Lawrence Housman
God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
~pregnancy sayings by Martin H. Fischer
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
~pregnancy leave sayings by Maureen Murphy
This is perhaps the most beautiful time in human history; it is really pregnant with all kinds of creative possibilities made possible by science and technology which now constitute the slave of man - if man is not enslaved by it.
~inspirational sayings about Technology quotes by Jonas Salk
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
~pregnancy quotes by Irena Chalmers
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
~famous quotes about Pregnancy by Phyllis Diller
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
~pregnancy sayings by Florynce R. Kennedy, 1973
A trembling in the bones may carry a more convincing testimony than the dry documented deductions of the brain.
~pregnancy leave sayings by Llewelyn Powers
Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.
~good sayings about Boredom by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one dietsI mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
~pregnancy quotes by Erma Bombeck, "No One Diets on Thanksgiving," 26 November 1981
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
~motivational quotes about Golf sayings by Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985
Did you ever notice that when you put the words The and IRS together, it spells THEIRS?
~pregnancy sayings by Author Unknown
People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the people. Of course, that is not true. Decisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote - a very different thing.
~pregnancy leave sayings by Walter H. Judd
Each man carries within him the soul of a poet who died young.
~good sayings about Inner Child by Sainte-Beuve, Portraits littéraires, 1862
The temple bell stops but I still hear the sound coming out of the flowers.
~pregnancy quotes by Basho
No matter how busy we are, we owe it to others to be courteous, We can’t always oblige, but we can always speak obligingly.
~motivational quotes about Personality sayings by
The only test of leadership is that somebody follows
~pregnancy sayings by Robert R.Greenleaf
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.
~pregnancy leave sayings by Margaret Young
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
~good sayings about Dogs by Edward Abbey
Literature is news that stays news.
~pregnancy quotes by Ezra Pound, ABC of Reading, 1934
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
~motivational quotes about Ignorance sayings by Author unknown, supposedly from a Washington Post reader submission word contest in which readers we
Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence.
~pregnancy sayings by Norman Podhoretz
For what avail the plough or sail, or land or life, if freedom fail?
~pregnancy leave sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have laboriously collected this cento out of diverse writers. I have wronged no authors but given every man his own.... Bees do little harm and damage no one in extracting honey; I can say of myself, whom have I injured? The matter is theirs most part, and yet mine.... it becomes something different in its new setting.
~good sayings about Quotations by Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy
The greatest gift of the garden is the restoration of the five senses.
~pregnancy quotes by Hanna Rion
Hitting is 50% above the shoulders
~motivational quotes about Sports sayings by Ted Williams
I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
~pregnancy sayings by Abe Lemons
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