Free teenagers sayings, quotes and quotations
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
~teenagers quote by P.J. O'Rourke
A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
~teenagers quotes by Arnold H. Glasow
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
~teenagers sayings by Fran Lebowitz
The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.
~teenagers quote by Author Unknown
Helping your eldest to pick a college is one of the greatest educational experiences of life - for the parents. Next to trying to pick his bride, it's the best way to learn that your authority, if not entirely gone, is slipping fast.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Sally and James Reston
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
~teenagers quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Larry Lujack
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
~teenagers sayings by Will Rogers
How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them.
~teenagers quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Faye Moskowitz
What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.
~teenagers quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Judith Martin
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
~teenagers sayings by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
~teenagers quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
~good sayings about Human Rights by Robert Frost
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
~teenagers quotes by Author Unknown
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
~motivational quotes about Insects sayings by Betty Reese
For those uneasy with the world, solitude is the only guarantee of confidence.
~teenagers sayings by Terri Guillemets
The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had
~teenagers quote by Author Unknown
It is well for people who think, to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~good sayings about Thinking by Luther Burbank
Cheerleading is more than a sport; it's an attitude.
~teenagers quotes by Author Unknown
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
~motivational quotes about Teenagers sayings by Al Bernstein
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel.
~teenagers sayings by The Washington Post
I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unseasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
~teenagers quote by James Thurber
TV. If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they'll have with twenty-six. Open your child's imagination. Open a book.
~good sayings about Books Reading by Author Unknown
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
~teenagers quotes by Author Unknown
Man is never alone. Acknowledged or unacknowledged, that which dreams through him is always there to support him from within.
~motivational quotes about Self sayings by Laurence van der Post
Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking
~teenagers sayings by Mahatma Gandhi
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
~teenagers quote by Albert Einstein
The only things needed for practicing yoga are a yoga mat, relaxing background music, comfortable exercise clothing, and bones made of rubber.
~good sayings about Yoga by The Quote Garden
Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies
~teenagers quotes by Erich Fromm
Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools.
~motivational quotes about Attitude sayings by Napoleon
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
~teenagers sayings by Jack Yelton
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